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MST3K Shorts by Riff
Can you pick the Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) shorts by one of the riffs made by Joel, Mike and the bots?
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Please be advised that most of these riffs are from the educational shorts.
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'Mother Teresa called. She hates you.'
'Pickles pack the stands for the pickle races!'
'Your Period and Mine: A Lecture.'
'Is it all right if I bring my boyfriend Dave?'
'Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood . . .'
'Father, I had a feeling today.'
'If you kill yourself here, we can't kill you over there.'
'D is for Damned, as in 'Village of.''
'Yeah, well, you're full of skit.'
'This man is wearing a push-up bra. Now HE is pleasing.'
'Kill Colonel Kurtz!'
'The all-night coke jags in cheap motels!'
'Here, she re-enacts her first DUI.'
'Tommy's the Lathe of Heaven.'
'Joe hits Johnny up for fifteen cents due to tax problems.'
'So one clod says one thing and the WHOLE WORLD pays?'
'Gotta move this body back upstate.'
'Oh, these monorail designers. They have a one-track mind.'
'Aren't there supposed to be pantyhose in there?'
'Honey, I can't stop smiling! I'm in hell!'
'I didn't hate accidents enough.'
'Ah, indigenous cuisine!'
'In those days, that'd buy you a car.'
'Be sure to get a brand-new chin.'
'I'm sick of sex, anyway.'
'In the 50's, people responded well to disembodied authoritative voices.'
'Whatever happened to my pet Vietnamese potbellied pig?'
'Nah. Velveeta's a splinter group.'
'But don't put your tongue on it!'
'A preteen is put to work. Her beauty will soon fade.'
'KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS!'
'He's anatomically correct and everything!'
'Eliot Ness and his Untouchables were in hot pursuit!'
'It's a full-contact 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf!''
'This would be the 'up' part of her manic mood swings, I'm guessing.'
'I didn't know he had a prison record. Says here he's wanted in Idaho.'
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