Can you name the Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) shorts by one of the riffs made by Joel, Mike and the bots?

created by RioMadeira
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  • Correctly named shorts will show up below
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  • Please be advised that most of these riffs are from the educational shorts.
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'Kill Colonel Kurtz!'
'Honey, I can't stop smiling! I'm in hell!'
'Aren't there supposed to be pantyhose in there?'
'Is it all right if I bring my boyfriend Dave?'
'D is for Damned, as in 'Village of.''
'Ah, indigenous cuisine!'
'Your Period and Mine: A Lecture.'
'Gotta move this body back upstate.'
'But don't put your tongue on it!'
'A preteen is put to work. Her beauty will soon fade.'
'Be sure to get a brand-new chin.'
'Nah. Velveeta's a splinter group.'
'Eliot Ness and his Untouchables were in hot pursuit!'
'Here, she re-enacts her first DUI.'
'Tommy's the Lathe of Heaven.'
'I'm sick of sex, anyway.'
'In those days, that'd buy you a car.'
'This would be the 'up' part of her manic mood swings, I'm guessing.'
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'The all-night coke jags in cheap motels!'
'He's anatomically correct and everything!'
'Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood . . .'
'Whatever happened to my pet Vietnamese potbellied pig?'
'I didn't know he had a prison record. Says here he's wanted in Idaho.'
'Yeah, well, you're full of skit.'
'In the 50's, people responded well to disembodied authoritative voices.'
'I didn't hate accidents enough.'
'Mother Teresa called. She hates you.'
'This man is wearing a push-up bra. Now HE is pleasing.'
'KEEP WATCHING THE MEDICINE CABINETS!'
'Father, I had a feeling today.'
'If you kill yourself here, we can't kill you over there.'
'Oh, these monorail designers. They have a one-track mind.'
'So one clod says one thing and the WHOLE WORLD pays?'
'It's a full-contact 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf!''
'Joe hits Johnny up for fifteen cents due to tax problems.'
'Pickles pack the stands for the pickle races!'
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MST3K Shorts by Riff Quiz

  1. by RioMadeira
  • Created May 22, 2011 in Television
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