| Quote | Game | System |
| Objection!! | |
| Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? | |
| It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum. | |
| Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! | |
| War. War never changes. | |
| It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! | |
| Do a barrel roll! | |
| Sorry, but our princess is in another castle! | |
| Ramirez! Last mag! Make it count! | |
| Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go. | |
| | Quote | Game | System |
| The time is eight-forty seven A.M... Current outside temperature is ninety three degrees with an estimated high of one hundred and five. | |
| Hadoken! | |
| The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. | |
| For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. | |
| All your base are belong to us. | |
| I've covered wars, ya know. | |
| Hey! Listen! | |
| Some people think they can outsmart me. ... maybe, maybe...I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. | |
| What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. | |
| You have died of dysentery. | |
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