Red Dwarf Put Downs

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Can you name the Red Dwarf put downs?

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DialoguePut DownContext
Rimmer: 'Is that a cigarette you're smoking, Lister?' Lister: ''No, it's _ _______....'Lister to Rimmer - [The End]
'I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as ____ __ teachers.'Holly's Introduction - [Future Echoes]
'Learning drugs? I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want _____, I want ______, I want _____.'Rimmer to Lister - [Balance of Power]
'Captain's remarks: 'There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, ____ __ __ ______.'Holly to Rimmer - [Waiting for God]
'Do you honestly think I'd put _________'s disk in _________'s box where any Munchkin could find it?'Rimmer to Lister - [Confidence & Paranoia]
'STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF _________ ______!'Rimmer to Rimmer2 - [Me2]
''Your nickname was never 'Ace'! Maybe '___-____'.'Lister to Rimmer - [Kryten]
'Please rush me my portable ______ __________ ___. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't.'Rimmer as Lister - [Better Than Life]
'That woman is unbelievable. We spent a night in a hotel in Southport and made love ___ times. According to her letter you were in the exact same hotel and you made love ___ times Rimmer to Lister - [Thanks for the Memory]
'What I'm saying, Dave is, it's better to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by ______ ______-____.'Holly to Lister - [Stasis Leak]
'We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking _____, ___, ____, ____ and ______ fool. Yes, that's right! I am Queeg!'Holly to crew - [Queeg]
'The thought occurs that we haven't actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven't budged a ________ ____.'Rimmer to Holly - [Parellel Universe]
'I'm addressing the one prat in the country who thought he could get hold of this recording, turn it round, and actually work out the rubbish I'm saying'BONUS = '????????'
Lister: 'Are you saying I've got a big bum?' Rimmer: 'Big? It's like two badly ______ __________.'Lister to Rimmer - [Marooned]
'Has anyone ever told you that you are a disgusting, ___-______ ____ who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation?'Kryten to Rimmer - [Polymorph]
'We can go to Dallas in 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout '____!''Kryten to the crew - [Timeslides]
'Oh and here's a tip: Urine should be green only if you're __ _____.'Rimmer to Lister - [Bodyswap]
Kryten: 'You would gamble your safety for a mere android? Is this the human value you call friendship?' Lister: 'Don't give me that ____ ____ crap. It's too early in the morning.'Lister to Kryten - [The Last Day]
'It's the old story: droid meets droid, _____ becomes chameleon, droid loses _________, chameleon turns into ____, droid gets blob back again'Kryten to Camille - [Camille]
DialoguePut DownContext
'I may be 30,000 years old, and me circuit boards may 'ave gone bandy, but I'll tell you this for nowt. You came into this world as a _________, and a _________ you'll always be.'Spare Head 3 to Kryten - [DNA]
'This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also ___ __________.'Kryten about Rimmer - [Justice]
'The thing about Captain Oates... the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates... Captain Oates... Captain Oates ___ _ ____!'Rimmer to Lister - [White Hole]
'Holly, wipe the _____ ____ from your chin and start again.'Rimmer to Holly - [Dimension Jump]
'Well, Sartre! We don't like _______________ around here.'Rimmer to Jean-Paul Satre - [Meltdown]
'Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete ________. Brains in the ____ region. Chin, ______ presumed missing.'Lister to Commander Binks - [Holoship]
'You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard and four people _________ _______.' -->Lister to Rimmer - [The Inquisitor]
'An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny _________.'Kryten to the Cat - [Terrorform]
'Frankenstein was the creator - not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly ______ ______.'Kryten to the Cat - [Quarantine]
'Gentlemen, history beckons. You'll be famous. They'll build your statues. They'll even name towns after you. '__________' springs instantly to mind.'Rimmer to the crew - [Demons & Angels]
'I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then... I'm going to ____ ___.'Low Rimmer to Lister - [Demons & Angels]
'THE R..E..C..U..P..E..R..A..T..I..O..N Lounge. I keep telling you. Blimey no wonder you only scored __%. Cor, what a bunch of ______.'Brummie Andy to the crew - [Back To Reality]
'Ahhh, ____ ____ Well, I can't hang around here saving your necks all day. I think I'll go make a start on that ironing.'Kryten to the crew - [Psirens]
Rimmer: 'Step up to red alert'. Kryten: 'Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean ________ ___ ____.'Kryten to Rimmer - [Legion]
'Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is _______.'Rimmer to the Cat - [Gunmen of the Apocalypse]
'I have got hair like yours, just not __ __ ____.'the Cat to Rimmer - [Polymorph 2: Emohawk]
Cat: 'There's an old cat saying, if you're gonna eat tuna, expect _____'. Rimmer: There's an old human saying: 'If you're gonna talk garbage, expect ____.'Rimmer to the Cat - [Rimmerworld]
'Herman Goering is a __ '_____'?!' Kryten to Future Rimmer - [Out of Time]

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