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| 'Your brain's so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small _____ _______.' | |
| 'Mrs Miggins, if we were the last three humans on earth, I'd be trying to start a family with ________.' | |
| 'The only decent impression he can do is of a man with __ ______.' | |
| 'You were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate ___ ________.' | |
| 'You are a girl. And you're a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a _____-_____-only golf club' | |
| 'I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a ___ ____ tied to it.' | |
| 'The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but __ _____ has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?' | |
| 'Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The ____-____ing alone is a court martial offense!' | |
| 'A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the _____ on the ______.' | |
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| 'Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flashheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'd go for Wee Jock ___-____ ______ every time' | |
| 'He's the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 ____ ________ competition.' | |
| 'I'd rather spend an evening on top of a stepladder in No Man's Land smoking endless cigarettes through a ________ _________.' | |
| 'No, not in half an hour you rubber desk-johnny! Send the bitch with the wheels right now or I'll fly back home and give your wife something to ____ ___ ______ on!' | |
| '[hangs up the phone] Right! Let's dig out your best booze and ____ _____ me till the car comes!' | |
| 'Captain Darling? Funny name for a guy isn't it? Last person I called darling was ________ twenty seconds later.' | |
| [Blackadder] 'You failed to spot that only two of those are great Universities.'' [Melchett] 'That's right! Oxford's a _______ ____!' | |
| 'Before we sentence the ________, I mean _________, [laughter] I think we had better hear from the prosecution...' | |
| 'I knew a Major who got ____-______, made the mistake of ignoring the ____-____. He ____-______ it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who ____-______ him-> | |
| '->had been ____-_______ a lot of other officers who ____-______ their ____-_____. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by ____-____!' | |
| *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* BLACKADDER CHAMPION!!!!!!!! *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* | |
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