| Haiku | Character | Episode(s) |
| High school can be tough / This one is downright hellish / Who will feed the snake? | |
| Just trying to get / A little bit of tail. Oops! / The kids got it too! | |
| A bit of a stretch / What could be more disgusting / Than a bile cocoon? | |
| When space wants you dead / Hire this guy. (Or is it guys?) / Back of the neck, please | |
| First takes hostages / Then, abductee abducts and / Ascends to the Stars | |
| Dude. Please will you just / Resolve a plotline for once? / Did you plan ahead? | |
| If you were Mulder / Wouldn't you try for Scully? / On a waterbed? | |
| What every man wants / A woman just like Mom, right? / Messed-up family | |
| A hypnotic voice / Lets you know what's just a dream: / Cerulean Blue | |
| He does add some class / To the Syndicate leaders / With his pretty hands | |