| Quote | Character | Spoken in episode |
|---|
| 'I didn't ask for much, just rims! Not even a whole car!' | |
| 'This old man, he played foo', now his ass is grass for droppin' dimes on my crew.' | |
| 'Hello? Yes, this is [name]. Yes the singer. You want my social security number? Sure, it's 916-34-7865. OK, God bless.' | |
| 'I just love grocery stores in rich neighborhoods, much better stuff. Check out this special French whipped cream. Mmmmmmm. It's edible.' | |
| 'The f*ck y'all lookin' at!?' | |
| 'I don't think there's anything wrong with a stripper's ass in a grown man's face. But I do have a problem with BET puttin' strippers asses in the faces of our children!' | |
| 'It's like A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thing.' | |
| 'I mean, I'm like, you kill one man, you kill a dozen. It's all the same. I mean, they can only hang you once, right? Hahaha!' | |
| 'Well I got somethin' here to give you that's very near and dear to me, playa pimp... DEEZ NUTS, N*GGA!' | |
| 'Lemonade was a popular drink in my day. And it still is.' | |
| 'The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.' | |
| 'You know what they say, Cosby-ness is next to godliness' | |
| 'Oh man! My motherf*ckin leg!' | |
| 'Oh, snap. No, they didn't. A boneless rib sandwich. What will they think of next? I know I shouldn't eat these. But they're for a limited time only.' | |
| 'Oh, you think ponies grow on trees?' | |
| | Quote | Character | Spoken in episode |
|---|
| 'You broke bitch, get a real chain!' | |
| 'It's fun to do bad things.' | |
| 'And all I'm saying is, Ronald Reagan was the devil.' | |
| 'Hey, file sharing is a crime. And I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.' | |
| 'Is it 'booty butt cheeks' or 'move them butt cheeks'? N*gga, who gives a f*ck!? It's a song about butt cheeks!' | |
| 'Dude! You got f*cked up by that old ass man!' | |
| 'Now how is a n*gga gonna borrow a fry? N*gga is you gonna give it back?' | |
| 'You come straight out of a comic strip.' | |
| 'He was so gangsta. I used to have dreams that Ice Cube would come to my house and kill my whole family.' | |
| 'Excuse me, Dolemite!' | |
| 'N*gga, you better have insurance! Ass-whoopin' insurance! And you about to pay a deductible!' | |
| 'Careful now! You don't wanna get picked by a girl! That ain't pretty!' | |
| 'That's not to say a white man can't cook pork. His big brain is just focused on more important things, like running the world and spaceships.' | |
| 'White Heaven is for decent, good, God-fearing Christians who just happen to, well, hate everyone and everything relating to black people.' | |
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