| Quote | Name | Episode |
| I just love that they love me | |
| I've been in love. Painful, pointless and overrated | |
| Why would you like to go to school it blows | |
| Can we not kill anybody tonight, please? | |
| How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you’ve done? | |
| I'm shallow... I'm a kiddie pool | |
| For over a century I have lived in secret | |
| I'm not going to say I'm sorry we get the grimoire without you last night, because i'm not really. | |
| Cocky much? | |
| I want you out of the house and my life by morning | |
| No Elena I will not go to your bedroom with you!! | |
| I want to kill you! I want to rip in to your skin and then I want to feed on your blood. Under your skin... pulsating, flowing... your carotid artery... right there... If you punct | |
| Don't look for any redeeming qualities. I don't have any. | |
| I was right about Mystic Falls. There is evil here. I can sense it, feel it. It's everywhere. | |
| I can't trust you to be nice guy. You kill everybody and yo're so mean.. and you're so mean | |
| I'm a vampire. What's your excuse? | |
| We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis | |
| None of that torture painy stuff | |
| I do believe in killing the messenger and you know why? Because it sends a message. | |
| Maybe she'll surprise you. People have a tendency to do that. | |
| What are you? | |
| And you're going as ... you? | |
| There is nothing human left in Damon. No good, no kindness, no love. Only a monster | |
| I am not a believer. People are born, they grow old and than they die. That's the world we're livin' in. | |
| | Quote | Name | Episode |
| As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you're doomed. | |
| Well, that's a coincidence, 'cause I don't do forgiveness | |
| When you'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex she'll be yours forever. | |
| Oh my god! John, it is so good to see you! How have you been? No, I can't. | |
| Dude, really? Dude? | |
| Trust is earned. I can't just magicly hand it over. | |
| You know, I'm really liking this whole menage threesome team thing. It's got a bit of a kink to it. Don't screw it up... | |
| What do you mean? I'm perfectly safe. I have Damon, the self serving psychopath on my side. | |
| Forever is a very long time. | |
| But in the end of the day love really did conquer all. | |
| You rescue, I'll distract. Go. | |
| you were so much more fun when you were asleep | |
| Also known as a Logan 'scum' Fell | |
| Katherine is dead and you hate me because you loved her... and you torture me because you still do. | |
| You just did the one thing, that ensure you that I will. | |
| I can learn to be non-living living person | |
| Maybe this heartache will be good for him. It reminds him that he has one, even if it doesn't beat. | |
| First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher. | |
| What did you fed-exe it to Rome? | |
| I can't keep secrets from you. you're my best friend. | |
| If you ask me, the 'near touch' is over-rated! | |
| The guy's not even subtle about it. | |
| I'm really sorry that I won't be any help with your diabolical plan. The sequel. | |
| I just sometimes, well mostly all the time I have this need to be right | |
| | Quote | Name | Episode |
| I'm not going with you. You tried to kill me. | |
| When elena finds out she's never gonna forgive me | |
| I don't know what is happening to me. | |
| ...we talked, it was epic. Then the sun came up and reality set in... well that's reality | |
| Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night. | |
| Being 150 years old teenager is the hight of my happiness | |
| It's not like we were best friends or anything... | |
| Life sucks either way | |
| Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school | |
| Mystic Falls is our home, Damon. They took that from us. Our land, our home. It's time we rebuild. | |
| Silly, fluffy Damon free fun. | |
| Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah,... I haven't thought about it at all. | |
| Hello John, Goodbye John | |
| It's a thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He gets even. | |
| You want to know how you can walk around in the sun? You can't! Don't ever threaten me again! | |
| Vampires can't procreate, but we love to try. | |
| Matt, there is a reason why we haven't met | |
| This daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood!.. Where’s your bathroom? I have to pee.. Why do I have to pee I thought I was dead? | |
| It was my fathers. Little garish, but it's family | |
| Ok. So not sexy... | |
| Now remember this because it's never gonna happen again. | |
| You Salvatores are truly pathetic when it comes to women. | |
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