| Uncomfortable Moral | Musical |
| Different races can't get along. | |
| If you're slutty, guys will like you. | |
| Sex, drugs, and rock and roll can be political commentary if you have enough naked people. | |
| Following your boyfriend to law school can be empowering. | |
| Oppressive capitalism works. | |
| If you commit bestiality just once, you'll snag a hot, rich prince. | |
| Abandon psychiatric expertise and head for the mountains! | |
| AIDS can be fun if you sing about it. | |
| Oh my god, Bernadette Peters. | |
| Getting away with murder is easy if you dance about it. | |
| It's not easy being green. | |
| Grab a cougar, and she'll fund your show. | |
| If you try to achieve your dreams, a giant will fall on your house. | |