| Movies and TV | Character |
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| Wears expensive suits, drinks Scotch, loves his dog Baxter | |
| He's got an arm like a cannon, enjoys the High Life and riding jet skis | |
| He is the life of parties he's never attended, sharks have a week dedicated to him, he can speak French...in Russian | |
| He will never have a heart attack...his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him, he's counted to infinity...twice, he does not sleep...he waits | |
| He asks for Liter Cola, loves the taste of powdered sugar, his favorite restaurant is Shenanigans | |
| He has a thing for the Six Million Dollar Man, enjoys singing karaoke by himself, has once been called a 'Man-O-Lantern' | |
| He is very charitable, loves being quoted so bring pen and paper, is the party liaison to Coolidge College | |
| He likes to play with his food, broadcasts videos to his peers, has been to bandcamp | |
| He reads the dictionary, takes the bull by the horns, sits on the back of scooters | |
| He wants to be a doctor, is motivated by food, likes living high. | |
| | Movies and TV | Character |
|---|
| He hopes President Bush drinks the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq, is terrified by gypsies, loves the show Baywatch | |
| He names his baby Carlos, wears satchels, thinks of himself as a lonely wolf | |
| He looks forward to magazine days, chases after penguins, needs to study hard even though he's rich | |
| He learned Cantonese, stars in his own TV show, received a gun rack from his ex-girlfriend | |
| He is irresistible to women, swears the pump isn't his bag, uses a 9mm for protection | |
| He loves animals, can talk out of various orifices, has kissed a man | |
| He drinks White Russians, occasionally has acid flashbacks, loves bowling | |
| He is a successful salesman, is a volunteer sheriff deputy, lives on a Beet farm | |
| He loathes his mother, has a foreign accent, might be a homosexual | |
| He is a rude and neurotic man, is very powerful in Hollywood, loves to hug it out | |
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Chat Acronyms (Common)
Seven Dirty Words
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