| Quote | Movie |
| I wish i liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles. | |
| From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid. | |
| Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas. | |
| As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face. | |
| Is this the real Caesar's Palace? | |
| And the ground rules are...There are no ground rules!!! | |
| Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son | |
| Im not even mad.... Thats amazing. | |
| Why make billions when we can make...Millions! | |
| Don’t be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should of, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4 - Double Tap. | |