| Clue | Answer |
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| At every New York party there’s always a girl who has no idea ___ ___ ___ ___ | |
| Cute girls are not from ___ | |
| There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you’ve already dated: ___ ___ | |
| One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish is that they’re both attracted to ___ ___ | |
| Desperate and hot chicks are a perfect cocktail: shake well, then ___ ___ | |
| The ___ ___ declares: From the moment the date begins you have 5 minutes to decide whether you’re going to commit to an entire evening | |
| What is the first song on the 'Get Psyched' mix? ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | |
| Don't bring a date to a ___, that's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip | |
| The only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | |
| One out of every 8 adult women in America is a ___ | |
| Make a beautiful a woman feel self-conscious and ___ and she’ll be putty in your hands | |
| It’s a well-known statistic that 83% of people married longer than ___ ___ are seeing someone on the side | |
| There’s nobody hotter than ___ | |
| You can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics: keeps up with current hairstyles; displays maximum ___ possible; long, sharp claws | |
| A well documented condition of the pupils, or pupii: ___ ___ | |
| The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal ___ ___ – that moment you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal br | |
| ___ ___ start something, then 6 month later everyone follows | |
| Freeway theory: relationship exits are at 6 hours, 4 days, 3 weeks, 7 months, a year and a half, 18 years, and ___ | |
| How to run a marathon: step 1, you ___ ___ | |
| ___ ___ ___ ___ is a microcosm of our entire economic system | |
| Surviving a mugging means thank God we’re ___ ___ | |
| The only hot girls that troll the Internet for dudes are crazy, hookers, or ___ | |
| On the hot-crazy scale, the girl should be above the ___ ___ diagonal | |
| A girl who scores really poorly on the hot-crazy scale is in the ___ ___ zone | |
| | Clue | Answer |
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| The ___ ___ states: never, ever, ever, ever LOVE thy neighbor | |
| Steps of the previous answer: attraction, bargaining, submission, perks, tipping point, ___, confrontation, fallout | |
| If you want to know how old a woman is, check her ___ | |
| It’s not cheating if: you’re not the one who’s ___ | |
| It’s not cheating if: her name has ___ ___ ___ | |
| It’s not cheating if: she’s from a different ___ ___ | |
| To see if a woman has kids, check her ___ | |
| It takes ___ seconds for a woman to decide if she’s going to sleep with a man | |
| There are 5 kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves: single, recently single, recently divorced, lesbian who will let me watch, ___ ___ | |
| When your boss screams at you, you never scream back – you follow the ___ ___ ___ | |
| Bro Code Article 1 – Bros before ___ | |
| Bro Code Article 89 – the mom of a bro is always off-limits but the ___ of a bro is fair game if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard-print clothing | |
| Bro Code Article 34 – bros cannot make eye contact during a ___ ___ | |
| Bro Code - no sex with your bro's ___ | |
| Bro Code Article 87 – a bro shall at all times say ___ | |
| Bro Code Article 29 – a bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a ___ ___ | |
| Bro Code Article 53 – a bro will, whenever possible, provide his bro with ___ | |
| Never use the word bro in the name of a failed ___ ___ ___ | |
| Three beginner techniques for picking up a woman at a bar: isolate her from her friends, repeat her ___ in conversation, subtly put her down | |
| The ___-___ ___ states: you never make plans with a girl further in the future than the amount of time you’ve been going out | |
| The later it gets, the fewer words a ___ ___ takes | |
| Alternate name for the cheerleader effect: ___ ___ | |
| Another name: ___ ___ ___ | |
| Another name: ___ ___ ___ | |
| | Clue | Answer |
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| ___: when you go out of town but instead of getting a hotel room you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl so you have a place to stay | |
| Every international conflict essentially boils down to ___ ___ | |
| Crisis in the Middle East could be solved by ___ ___ | |
| How to solve apartheid: ___ ___ | |
| How to solve the Cold War: Cold War – Mrs. Gorbachev, take down ___ ___ | |
| Actually doing things gets you ___ | |
| Never buy a girl flowers because giving her a living thing reminds her of ___ | |
| Motives behind an ex-lunch: they want to get back together, they want to ___ ___, they want to give you your stuff back, to rub your face in how great they're doing | |
| Girls whose names end in __ are always dirty | |
| Girls whose names should end in y but instead end in i are like ___ ___ | |
| Who came up with the 3 Days Rule? | |
| As a professor, don’t take questions on the first day, that shows ___ | |
| How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple, the rules for girls are the same as the rules for ___ | |
| What movie teaches you how to pick a tie? | |
| Who is a person who gets tricked into giving out a place to spend the night? | |
| What does MILSWANCA stand for? | |
| Only smoke: post-coital, when with ___, coital, birthdays, to annoy mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, pregnancy scares | |
| The only two things that could cause the commotion from the crowd outside MacLaren's: ___ | |
| A true gentleman invents a pretense to lure an honorable lady into his apartment. This is his ___ | |
| What is the perfect *previous answer*? ___ ___ | |
| There has always been one cutting edge profession to which hot girls have flocked – gatherer, nurse, stewardess, ___ ___ | |
| America’s most important cultural export : ___ | |
| No, there is not | |
| Those are the lyrics | |
| Yes, Barney is | |
| Extremely hot | |
| Why would that possimpibly be an answer? | |
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