| Start of Lyric | Lyric |
| Did you ever clap when a waitress falls and... | |
| Ain't it fun to watch figure skaters... | |
| Don't you feel all warm and cosy... | |
| Watching a vegetarian being... | |
| Or watching a frat boy realise... | |
| Being on an elevator when... | |
| Straight A students getting... | |
| Ex's getting... | |
| Waking doormen... | |
| Watching tourists... | |
| Football players... | |
| C.E.Os... | |
| Watching actors never reach... | |
| It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others | |