| First Words | Character | Chapter |
| Nick, How are you? | |
| Filth! | |
| Cool | |
| Hello, hello. You look troubled, | |
| Brilliant! | |
| Oy, you, 'Arry Potter | |
| Morning, all, Lovely Day. | |
| What a night, | |
| Or maybe... | |
| Greenhouse Three today chaps. | |
| It can't be, Harry Potter? | |
| All right, Harry? | |
| Leave him alone, | |
| Yes, didn't you tell me you were sure... | |
| Password? | |
| You wanted to see me, | |
| Harry Potter! | |
| Why it's potty wee Potter... | |
| No problem. | |
| What? | |
| Please explain why you did this | |
| There's more in the frying pan. | |
| Unbelievable! | |
| How dare you! | |
| So anyway, I told Justin... | |
| Mr Malfoy, what a pleasure to see you again, | |
| Harry! Harry! | |
| | First Words | Character | Chapter |
| All right, Harry? I'm - I'm... | |
| You definitely think it is Potter... | |
| Third time this week! | |
| Have you any idea... | |
| HARRY! | |
| Enter | |
| Amazing! | |
| Sit | |
| I thought you were going to buy me a present. | |
| I want more bacon. | |
| What is it? | |
| Miss - err -? | |
| She's bored. | |
| Gerroff me! | |
| Moste Potente Potions? | |
| Tie that round the bars | |
| But, Professor, you'd probably have to... | |
| You've been wondering if I put you... | |
| You should have brought him straight to me! | |
| On my whistle, | |
| Justin Finch-Fletchley | |
| Bad business, Hagrid | |
| Come... | |
| Touch nothing, | |
| Plenty of room for all of us | |
| Quidditch practice. | |
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