| Question | Answer | Why??? |
| How many months have 28 days?? | |
| 2 moms and 2 daughters are going shopping, they have $21. Each person gets the exact same amont without any cents. How muc did each person get?? | |
| A man lives on the 20th floor. Every morning, he takes the elevator down. but when he comes back, he rides the elevator halfway then walks the rest of the way up. Why?? | |
| A plane crashed on the border of the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivers?? | |
| A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?? | |
| If you have one match and entered a COLD and DARK room,where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp, and a candle, which do you light first? ? | |
| Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?? | |
| A man named Red lived in a red house. A guy named Blu lived in a blue house. Who lives in the white house?? | |
| A bus driver is going down a street, he turns a corner on a red light with a cop there. But the cop doesnt arrest him, why not?? | |
| Which is heavier- a pound of bricks, a pound of feathers, or a pound of gold?? | |