Say didn't we used to have a weekly Elizabethan poet night? --- It started getting too rowdy.

It's the damnedest thing. I've been shivering all the way over here. --- Well, Coach, you don't have a coat on. It's 30 degrees outside.

Make me! --- Make you? ... My God I'm, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!

Coach, I'm having blackouts!

You must have a high threshold for pain. --- I don't know the meaning of the word. --- Pretty tough guy there, huh?

Sometimes I'm ashamed God made me a man.

Well Carla, it is common knowledge I'm scientifically handy. As a matter of fact, I spent a good part of my youth in a laboratory.

Everyone, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin: MD, PhD, EDD, APA.

You know I was thinking about this the other day and I think in my next life I'd like to come back as the President of France. --- Why is that, Wood?

So when summer rolls around and all those girls are out there in their French-cut bikinis, I don't have to tell you where I'll be.

We've still got something that Gary can't take away. --- Our pride?

The men up in Canada well they just don't compare to you. They're just pale pathetic imitations of you, Cliff.

Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. Couldn't make up my mind. --- What'd you do?

How can you go back to a room full of people that think you're a total idiot? How do you do it Cliff?

Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?

What are you up to Norm?

Fine, eight years of humiliating you weenies is enough. I'm going to find a tougher gang to humiliate.

I have, on several occasions, been known to perspire a bit.

What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?

'It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.'

I am going to pop her. I'm going to pop her. I'm going to pop her right in the kisser. I'm going to pop her, p-pop, p-pop, p-pop, p-pop...

Let's go to Cliff and get his Final Jeopardy answer. 'Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?' I'm sorry, that is wrong.

Beetabega fajita-on-a-pita?

Sam, I have to be honest with you. Changing the dog's name hurts me a little. Don't you think two 'Diane's will be a little confusing?

Change 'change' to 'a change'. --- A what? --- You see, in here, you make 'change'. There, you make 'a change'. So, just make the change. Change 'make change' to 'make *a* change'.