The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.

Life moves pretty fast.

A person should not believe in an 'ism', he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me.'

When Cameron was in Egypt's land...

It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial.

I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.

That is why I have to catch him. To show these kids that his example is a first class ticket to nowhere.

I'm so disappointed in Cameron! Twenty bucks says he's in his car debating whether or not to go out.

If you're not over in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend.

Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home.

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

Do you have a kiss for Daddy? - Are you kidding?

We can't come to the phone right now. We've had a death in the family. - Ferris Bueller is behind this, there is no doubt in my mind. Now Sloane Peterson is involved.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, it's been a tough morning and we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it.

Bueller. Les Jeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd. We'd like to play a little tune for you.

There is an intruder... male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird, in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller...

Those guys at the garage were nice. I was a little worried about them.

Why? How many miles are on it now?

Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody has been in love with him.

Hey! Hey Cameron! Cameron, wake up. Come on, Cameron, wake up! What's that?

Drugs? - Thank you, no. I'm straight. - I meant, are you in here for drugs? - Why are you here?

I don't remember him being sick nine times. - That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school.

I do have a test today, that wasn't bulls***. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European.

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck,

My old man pushes me around. I never say anything. He's not the problem. I'm the problem.

Will Cameron be okay?