| Film | Film |
| Crusty seaman Quint gets eaten | |
| Terrorist develops a Walter Matthau vendetta | |
| Sorry Sir Thomas, gotta take off your head | |
| Great cardplayer gets fleeced | |
| Doesn't have Bond's knowledge of fine wines, but that garrote in his watch is lethal | |
| Who scares Treece more, Lous Gossett or the giant moray eel? | |
| Dies in a famous 1876 battle | |
| Red-clad pirate predates (and outdoes) Jack Sparrow | |
| The conquistador always wins | |
| A Mossad agent, a blimp and the Superbowl | |
| Father of Britain's greatest prime minister? | |
| A blond German officer with an intimidating poker face | |