| Quote/Fact | Character |
| Sweet Cuppin' Cakes: Enemy of 'Eh, _____!' | |
| The only girl. | |
| Nobody likes his style! | |
| Sweet Cuppin' Cakes: 'Eh, _____!' | |
| 'Uh-oh, I'm having a little trouble!' | |
| Antagonist, Old-Timey style. | |
| 'Now I'll do a dance!' | |
| Holds a 'legitimate' business. | |
| Rejected nerdy character (in Dancin' Bubs Game) | |
| Part anvil, part slice of cheese. | |
| A dancing, creepy green character created by Homestar during a Halloween story. | |
| Sidekick of comic book version of Strong Bad | |
| Comic book version of Strong Bad | |
| He's a good guy, he just has a crappy job. | |
| Failed attempt at drawing a dragon. | |
| Preeeeow 3.0 (distorted) | |
| 'I've got more than 2 problems...' | |
| A common meeting point; referred to as a character. | |
| 'Each day we die a little more.' | |
| 'Rock on, Rock on, Cheat Commandos!' | |
| 'Holy crap!' | |
| Cheat Commando with Australian Accent | |
| AaAaAaAaAaA, I'm the human wedgie! | |
| Successful Strong Bad alternate animal (cute) | |
| Strong Bad's most recent computer | |
| Rejected second girl character (in Dancin' Bubs Game) | |
| Group of the Cheats - military | |
| Nerdy Cheat Commandos Character | |
| Leader of the Teen Girl Squad | |
| Sweet Cuppin' Cakes: Alternate Strong Bad | |