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| Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, where every thing's made up and the points don't matter! | |
| Shut your mouth, or ill put my foot in your throat. | |
| This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3 | |
| Did you know at first Drew Carey turned DOWN the role of Geppetto ? | |
| You notice why the floor is so clean? It's because you all SUCK! | |
| Excuse me I've tapped into your cable. Would you mind changing it to channel 8? | |
| You looking at my hog? Don't Look at my hog or my motorcycle | |
| The Police say they now have proof....The Who let the dogs out | |
| Every single one of us will defend the Alamo!! (looks around) What the hell!!?? | |
| Frankly, I don't give a spam | |
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| My turn-ons are humanity, integrity, and TV | |
| TAAAAAAAAPPIOOCCA!!!!!!! | |
| Only 2 good things have come from Ohio, Stadium Mustard and Drew Carey | |
| How come i gotta do the African Chant?! | |
| As we know, Africa's a big country | |
| (response to above) Its also a big CONTINENT if your a geographer | |
| That was the circus, they want their shoes back | |
| LETS GET READY TO GOSPEL!!!!!!! | |
| The Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane | |
| I'm Mike Tyson for Encyclopedia Brittanica! | |
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