thinks Bob Loblaw is a mouthful

is a mentally retarded female

is the father of Steve Holt

gets breast implants

is portrayed by Jason Bateman

quit college to 'work' at the Bluth Company

lives in a lemon grove

used to be a stripper

is portrayed by Alia Shawkat

dates a blind woman

is the child of Oscar Bluth

is portrayed by Michael Cera

first learns to drive using the stair car

gets married on a dare

is Mister Manager at the banana stand

was a croc spotter in the Vietnam War

is enlisted in the army

gets the dizzies

has a typo on their birth certificate

is the Bluths first attorney

has 'The Final Countdown' as their theme song

is portrayed by Portia de Rossi

is portrayed by Will Arnett

rides a segway

covers themselves in diamond cream

opposes circumcision

sometimes has a dove in their pants

briefly dated the star of 'Wrench'

is used as a substitute for a purse

works briefly at an Iraqi toy store

keeps a supply of 'forget-me-now' pills

is known as Pop-Pop

bought a night club

performs with the Blue Man Group

loves juice

gets a job as a movie executive

is portrayed by Jessica Walter

is known as Gangy

has Pop-Pop in the attic

wrote 'The Man Inside Me'

was featured on 'Worlds Worst Drivers'

took a class in 18th century agrarian business

portrayed George Sr. on the show 'Scandalmakers'

is jealous of his adopted brother

is portrayed by Tony Hale

invented the cornballer

raises money for the disease B.S.

is portrayed by Henry Winkler

loves to play the crane game at the arcade

is portrayed by David Cross

founded the Bluth Company

came in third in the Inner Beauty Pageant

is portrayed by Mae Whitman

is portrayed by Judy Greer

is the inventor of the mayonnegg

gets hairplugs

replaces their housekeeper with a robot

is referred to as 'Mr. Gay'

was roofied by Maeby

was in AA with a former star of Night Court

takes George Michael to Motherboy XXX

has a low center of gravity and is hard to knock over

wrote the song 'All You Need Are Smiles'

has alopecia

faked a pregnancy

is the Bluth Company business model

owns Wee Britain

was student body president for four years

has a dog named Justice

flies in a jet pack

refers to himself as a blowhard

is a puppet

played Beatrice in a school production of 'Much Ado About Nothing'

had an affair with Quincy Jones

is afraid of closed and open spaces