There's no place for me to sit anymore And the lines just keep getting crazier. There are Mexicans all around me- The lazy river has never been lazier.
With a little plan you can change your life today. You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack, Follow my plan and very soon you will see...
Mrs. Landers was a health nut, She cooked food in her wok, Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big Cock-a-doodle-doodle, The rooster just won't quit. And I don't want my breakfast Because it tastes like...
Why can't I be like all the other kids? They all have three-bedroom homes, Broken trucks on their lawns And cut-up hotdogs for lunch.
...Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
I wanna roll with him, A hard pair we will be! I don't give a crap 'bout whales, So go and hug a tree.
I've been so lonely, girl. I've been so sad and down. I couldn't understand why others joked around. I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish...
In the city, city of Santa Monica Lots of rich people, giving change to the homeless.
Democracy is founded on one simple rule: Get out there and vote or I will muthaf***in kill you.
We can make it stop, we can stomp it out. We can beat its a** until it starts to cry. Let's gang up on it and tell it it smells. And beat its a** worse if it ever tells.
Hey hey, let's go kenka suru. Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls! Boku ga warui, so let's fighting...
Fly through gates of madness and into your heart. Turning dreams into nightmares, destroying all he sees. Now begins a new adventure for meeee!
When _____ _____ travelled through time to the year 3010, He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again.
Imagination is the key, won't you imagine along with me? We can be spacemen or pirates on the sea! Yes, we can do everything... and I mean EVERYTHING! Up in my...
Don't think just because I got a lot of money I'll give you _____ _____ _____, honey. Fulfill all your wishes with my _____ _____ _____.
His name is _____, _____ _____. The bravest pioneer. No budget too steep, no sea too deep. Who's that? It's....
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow. But all of those stories seem kind of gay Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday...
God has smiled upon you this day. The fate of a nation in your hands. And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery 'Til only the righteous stand.
We have all got to be people now. People driving _____ people now People now, people now, _____ now _____ people driving people now.
A journey before may be long and filled with woe But you must escape the gay man's a** So your tale can be told.
Don't blame me for my son Stan. He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
They say I don't belong, I must stay below alone. Because of my beliefs I'm supposed To stay where evil is sown.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes.
We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree. We’ll cut off your ears and break your toes And make you drink our pee.
He's smart as can be and emotion-free And he's computin' his way to my heart.
It feels so good to be making up For all the things I've done wrong. I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven Wanted from me all along.
Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder? Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be? Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Two tablespoons of cinnamon, and two or three egg whites. A half a stick of butter, melt it. Stick it all in a bowl, baby. Stir it with a wooden spoon, mix in a cup of flour. You'll be in heaven soon.
The sun is shining and the grass is green- Under the 3 feet of the snow, I mean. This is a day when its hard to wear a frown. All the happy people stop to say hello! Even though the temperature's low.
But who needs sex and drugs and partying When we can cook a meal, then sit around And watch Netflix...bay-bay!
We learned wonderous things from our teacher so nice. Sat on marshmallow desks with teddy bear smiles. The world used to all make sense but that sense seems to slowly fade.
I got some bada** guys to help me. I only had to pay them 15 bucks. You think you got away without having a hall pass?
It makes me feel calmer when the day is at an end. And if it gives me cancer when I'm eighty, I don't care. Who the hell wants to be ninety anyway?
They don't ever complain, they don't call me fat. They don't make me do homework or nothin' like that. This is the way life was meant to be. Laughing and singing...
Cancer is killing. Texaco's spilling. The whole world's gone to hell But how are you?
Born in New Zealand in '64- A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe. He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Well, I'm a bada** cowboy livin' in the cowboy days. Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Your love is my life! You know when I'm without there's a blackhole in my life! Oh, I wanna believe it's alright Cause I get lonely in the night And it's up to you to save me