What do you do with a B.A. in English?

Four years of college and plenty of knowledge...

Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes.

Ethnic jokes might be uncouth...

The Jews have all the money and the whites have all the power.

It sucks to be broke and unemployed...

I coming to this country for opportunities.

I'm Gary Coleman, from TV's Diff'rent Strokes!

'I Am the Walrus', 'Fat Bottomed Girls', 'Yellow Submarine'...

You work real hard and the pay's real low...

If you were queer, I'd still be here year after year...

I'm happy just being with you.

Purpose - it keeps you going strong...

Oh look! It's a penny. It's from the year I was born.

She couldn't be sweeter; I wish you could meet her.

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.

Last week she was here, but she had the flu.

I guess if someone doesn't love you back...

For my own sanity...

There's a fine, fine line between together and not.

It's... Schadenfreude!

Don'tcha feel all warm and cozy...

'Happiness at the misfortune of others'...

Waking doormen from their naps!

I can make you feel special...

When your date's in the bathroom...

Why you think the net was born?

Don't let the neighbors stop you from having fun.

All I’m asking you is to do what Jesus Christ would do.

All those years I missed the signs...

I wish I could go back to college... Life was so simple back then.

Sitting in the computer lab, 4 A.M. before the final paper is due.

There is life outside your apartment.

The more you ruv someone, the more you want to kir them.

Sometime you rook at him and onry see fat and razy...

Love and hate:

How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore!

Though you are try for making peace with them and ruving,