Archer: Gorgonites, we must help Alan. Freakenstein: But if we fight, we would lose.
Gil: Now these guys are soldiers, right? And what do soldiers need?
Gwendy Doll: Watch out! She's got a baton!
Joe: So what's the seminar your dad's goin' to? Alan: 'How to Make a Success of Your Small Buisness.' My suggestion was torch the place. Joe: Not a good idea.
Archer: Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta... Alan: 'Keeper of Encarta'? You were using my computer?
Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary or the Gorgonites.
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP. Irwin Wayfair: EMP? Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device?
Chip Hazard: We are the Commando Elite.
Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts.
Archer: What's your name? Alan: Alan. Now shut up!
Larry: Great! All we need now is a nuclear warhead.
Chip Hazard: Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be.
Irwin: These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from? Larry: They microprocess.
Chip Hazard: Beware. There are 16 Gorgonites. Phil: 16 Gorgonites? What does he mean there are 16 Gorgonites? There's only 7 of them.
Phil: Who's stupid enough to put munitions chips in action figures?