Piper: I believe in science. I believe in evolution.
Pornstache: Two speeds in my yard:
Leanne: You're not like The Wizard of Oz!
Taystee: Them cracker meth-head b*tches won't let us change the channel! And it's our turn!
Luschek: It's Luschek.
Luschek: You're having your red dot special? Communists in your funhouse?
Tricia: Yeah, problems are problems, yo. We all make bad choices.
Fischer: I just want you to know that as far as I'm concerned, you and me are the same. The only difference between us is that when I made bad decisions in life I didn't get caught.
Flaca: Did you know they can't float? It's true! Like in the swimming pool and sh*t.
Miss Rosa: Thank God I got cancer.
Healy: She's what we call a 'stud,' which is very confusing for a nice girl like you, because, let's be honest, she looks like a man. My advice? Let her down easy ... Lesbians can be very dangerous.
Crazy Eyes: Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why?
Figueroa: Why would anyone want to give up being a man?
Pennsatucky: It's our right as Americans to religious freedom.
Red: Two strikes. That's all she gets.
Pennsatucky: She a lesbian.
Taystee: This ain't 'The Help', b*tch!
Alex: I don't even know anymore. I used to. I had grand plans.
Nicky: I brought you some OJ.
Poussey: I'm gonna make them cry, all right. Make them cry like they going through a haunted house!
Nicky: You can only run against the race of your group.
Yoga Jones: Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can.
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