Turk Malloy: That was good. Virgil Malloy: I know. That's why they asked me to do it and not you. Turk Malloy: Okay, this is me offering you an olive basket.
Willy Bank: How long do I have to wait for a conduit? I don't want the labor pains.
Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?
Roman Nagel: Danny, I like you. And you Rusty. I mean, you've got style.
Roman Nagel: This is Roman Nagel. If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine...
Danny Ocean: [about the Grecco Player Tracker] You mean it has a brain? Roman Nagel: A hell of a brain...
Abigail Sponder: We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform. Fired Waitress: I only gained 4 pounds. You can't. Abigail Sponder: Yeah, well your body index is not what it's supposed to be. Fired Waitress: But Ms. Sponder... Abigail Sponder: Oh, no, baby doll.
Danny Ocean: What I want; what's most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. Now I'm here to give you that chance. Willy Bank: Oh, you're gonna give me a chance? OK. Let me guess.
Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story.
Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be... Danny Ocean: Sure. Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?
Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?
Roman Nagel: I would love to go up against Greco and crush him... but it can't be beat. It can't be hacked and it can't be beat. Danny Ocean: Not even by you?
Linus Caldwell: The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed. Danny Ocean: Do you have anything? Linus Caldwell: Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...
Danny Ocean: Bank's greatest strength is also his weakness:
Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you. Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between. Danny Ocean: Hey.
Basher Tarr: Mr. Bank. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four? Willy Bank: What did he say?
[Danny, Rusty, and Linus are talking to Benedict] Rusty Ryan: It can't be done. Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower. Danny Ocean: Or the time.
[Linus is talking to his dad on the phone] Linus Caldwell: No, Dad. It will work. [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] Linus Caldwell: No Dad, I won't put Danny on. [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone]
Linus Caldwell: He owns all of the air south of Beijing. Abigail Sponder: The air? Linus Caldwell: Let me put it to you this way:
Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys. Turk Malloy: It is off. Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?
(Danny is crying) Rusty Ryan: Are you alright? Danny Ocean: Yeh, um, I just bit into a pepper. Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you...
Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises... Danny Ocean: Uh-huh, and?
Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure. Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.