Monica: I don't find you threatening. Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.
Shoveller: We're not your classic heroes.
Sphinx: He who questions training...
Sphinx: To learn my teachings...
Mr. Furious: You're into motorcycles. Monica: No, not really. Mr. Furious: Oh. 'Cause I got a motorcycle. Monica: Yeah, what kind? Mr. Furious: It's a Harley... Monica: A Harley! Mr. Furious: ...compatible. It's a Harley-compatible.
[Mr. Furious tries to balance a hammer on his head] Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again? Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head...
Capt. Amazing: I knew you couldn't change. Casanova Frankenstein: I knew you'd know that. Capt. Amazing: Oh, I know that. AND I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. Casanova Frankenstein: But I didn't.
Blue Raja: Sorry, but am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull inside of that ball for bowling? The Bowler: No.
Shoveller: We struck down evil with the Mighty Sword of Teamwork...
Sally: When are you going to tear down that jeep out there? Mr. Furious: Now we went through this yesterday. That 'jeep' is actually an armored car of some kind.
Mr. Furious: That could work. I'm a loose cannon. I'm unpredictable. I stormed off, why can't I storm back? Monica: Or, you could just say you're sorry.
Shoveller: Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing! Dr. Heller: Oh, no, no, no. All these weapons are completely non-lethal. The Bowler: Wow.
Shoveller: We've got a blind date with destiny...
Blue Raja: That still takes INCREDIBLE super-human strength, to push an entire bus out of the way. Mr. Furious: Well, actually, the driver kinda had his foot on the accelerator...
The Bowler: [about to toss her father's skull into the doomsday device] Dad, this is the way it has to be.
[the Mystery Men have accidentally killed Capt. Amazing] Blue Raja: Oh my god. Oh my god, we killed him. Shoveller: What do you mean *we*?
Tony P.: You guys never learn, do you?
Mr. Furious: Hey, I was wondering... have you seen my address book? Shoveller: What did it look like? Mr. Furious: Uh, it's denim.
Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death. The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Shoveller: All right, I'll take point, you two flank. Let's triangulate.
Waffler: I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so!
Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? 'If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right.' It's... Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Shoveller: If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor... Mr. Furious: That's because Lance Hunt IS Captain Amazing! Shoveller: Oh, here we go... Shoveller: Don't start that AGAIN. Lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses. Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms.
Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open. Casanova Frankenstein: It is 'Pandora.'
Blue Raja: The Sphinx! Shoveller: I know this guy. Big crime-fighter from down South. Big-league hitter down there. Mr. Furious: What's his power?
Monica: What's your name? Mr. Furious: D-do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't... Monica: No, I just mean your name. Mr. Furious: My name. Ummm... wow.
Capt. Amazing: [strapped to a chair] Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here. Casanova Frankenstein: You know my plans, Lancie. Tomorrow night, I'm going to kill you.
Shoveller: What are we gonna publicise, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot? Mr. Furious: Well, maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about. Shoveller: All right now, I'm sorry about that.
Shoveller: You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff! Mr. Furious: Yeah, what was up with that? Blue Raja: I am embarrassed about that. I thought it was a fork. Shoveller: You're the master of cutlery.
The Spleen: Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head.
[The Disco Boys pull out their weapons and surround the trio] Mr. Furious: What? Guns? That's your power, you shoot guns?