Elliot: He's too old for you. Maya: Based on what?
Steven: By the way, I like your outfit. Nina: Oh, it's real giraffe.
Elliot: Do you come from the future?
Nina: Quite a turnout. Carol: Yeah. Sam was really loved by everybody. Rich, poor, young, old.
Finch: Ooh, a sex dream. How was I?
Jack: What's that filthy thing doing here?
Jack: Shoot it, stuff it, hang it on the wall!
Maya: So, did you read the article? Elliot: Oh, yeah. It was very interesting. So how's Jack doing? Maya: He's in denial. He and Ally could have learned a lot from Janet and Ted. Elliot: Who are Janet and Ted?
Nina: I haven't been in television since I played a Fembot in 'The Bionic Woman.' Elliot: That's not true. You were in that episode of 'Cops'.
Maya: Finch, what are you doing with an NYU newspaper?
Nina: You mean, there's 100 birds in my office?! Finch: Well, 99.
Nina: Jack, we need to talk about Brad. He comes in late, he never does any work, he takes long lunches... be honest.
Nina: You know whose brain I've always wanted to pick? Gore Vidal. Maya: Wow, impressive. Gore Vidal. Nina: Did I say Gore Vidal?
Maya: Whoa, back up! You lived with Andy Warhol? Nina: Well, not exactly lived.
Maya: How could you give that scholarship to Finch? Jack: Dennis is really applying himself. Why not give the money to him?
Jack: My clock broke and I need you to wake me up at 5:00 AM so I can go fishing. Finch: Why don't you call one of those wake-up call services?
Nina: I was looking around for my old books to donate, and then it struck me... I don't have any. Maya: You don't own any books?
Nina: Just think - a TV show dedicated entirely to me. Just me. Me, me, me. It's really quite humbling. Finch: Calm down.
Finch: Oh, I just remembered.
Elliot: Last time I took you on a photo shoot with me, you walked in on Kate Moss taking a shower. Finch: It was an innocent mistake.
Finch: Nina, you just got a call from an Andre. Nina: Ah, Andre Delacroix, masseuse to the stars.
Elliot: My love life sucks. I just got shot down by a girl named Burt. Maya: Don't look at me. Last night I ordered Chinese food just to hear a man on the phone.
Jack: I'm entering everyone's birthdays into my computer. Maya, when's yours? Maya: You're kidding, right? Jack: It's just that you have one of those birthdays that's hard to remember.
Maya: As I told ten other people, I am just single because I have high standards. Elliot: You dated me.
Finch: Call her a drunken skeleton. It's a classic for a reason. Nina: Shut up, you little pygmy.