Debra: It's not about winning and losing.
Ray: You know who says that?

Ray: Hey Robert, don't look now, I think that woman is giving you the eye...

Bernie: Oh, man look at her. If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do?

Marie: Your father has finally done it.

Frank: What kind of an idiot would spend $80 for a canoe ride? That is floating crap.
Marie: Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.

Debra: Marie, when I speak, what is it you hear?

Frank: Don't listen to her. It's not eggs. It's that fake egg crap.
Marie: It tastes exactly the same.

Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.
Ray: I know...

Robert: I'm an NYPD police officer and I live with my parents.

Debra: You know what, I'm tired!

Marie: Most of my friends criticize their daughters-in-law. Me?

Robert: Did you know I once found a foot in a mailbox?

Frank: I tried 'nice' once. Didn't care for it.

Debra: A clean house is not the most important thing in the world.
Marie: You know who says that?

Ray: All three kids asleep. You thought I couldn't get Ally to take a nap.
Debra: Good job, honey.

Marie: Kindness - that's always been my motto.
Frank: Hm, that's slightly different to your usual motto:

Marie: I would never deny my children water!

Robert: I could have been a pretty good hockey player. I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination...

Ray: Ally, you shouldn't let people tell you things are valuable, like pieces of paper with pictures on them.

Frank: You are what you eat.