I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work.
Not a very well-known fact, but on planes they always carry a trombone just in case there's a disaster and they need to keep morale up. All cabin crew - fully proficient in the trombone.
There are tiny cameras in ham.
Countries are actually closer than you think.
I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture:
Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world:
My first job was selling doors, door to door. That's a tough job isn't it?
Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote:
A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think there's a yawning gulf.
Three blokes go into a pub.
You're absolutely right, Hitler was a vegetarian. It's very unseemly to think so, but there he was. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing.
(Commenting on band The Killers' lyrics from the song 'All These Things I've Done') Deep down, it really is just a meaningless lyric, isn't it? 'I got soul, but I'm not a soldier'.
Creationists mainly are Americans who think the world was created in 1982 to coincide with the rise of Supertramp.
I'm a vegetarian. I'm not strict; I eat fish, and duck. Well, they're nearly fish, aren't they? They're semi-submerged a lot of the time, they spend a lot of time in the water, they're virtually fish, really.