Gloria Upson: Oh, my, what a stunning apartment.
Mame: Thank you.

Mame: [pointing to Agnes] And what is this?

Gloria Upson: Miss Charles, I've just got to tell you how I adored you in 'Mary of Scotland.'
Vera: Did you dear?

Mame: Spitting distance?

Vera: If you kept your hair natural like I do...

Mame: Oh, you know I really am fascinated by aviation.

Mame: That is a B.

Agnes: Will [alcohol] mix with Dr. Pepper?

(Patrick reads a list of words he doesn't understand)
Patrick: ...neurotic, heterosexual...

Agnes: Live?
Mame: Yes! Live!

Mame: Run along to Ito and tell him to bring me a light breakfast -

Patrick: Mrs. Page and the girls crouch down and pretend to be lady fishes, depositing their eggs in the sand. Then Mr. Page and all the boys do what gentlemen fish do.

Patrick: Is the English lady sick?
Mame: She's not English, darling, she's from Pittsburgh.
Patrick: She sounded English.

Mame: What an honor it is to have you in our little home, Mr. Babcock.

Norah: Ms. Charles don't live here.