Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it? Ted: Surely you can't be serious.
Randy: Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit- Ted: The cockpit? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Airport announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
Elaine: There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side. Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Elaine: When will you be back?
Elaine: Would you like something to read? Lady: Do you have anything light?
Dr. Rumack: I just want to tell you both good luck.
Ted: It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta.
Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning. Ted: What is it?
Ted: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Ted: Mayday! Mayday! McCroskey: What the heck is that?
Dr. Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
(reading newspaper headlines) Rex Kramer: Passengers Certain To Die! McCroskey: Airline Negligent!
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? (hands him a paper)
McCroskey: I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
McCroskey: Now, your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.