Elaine: There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.

Elaine: Would you like something to read?
Lady: Do you have anything light?

Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning?
Ted: What is it?

Ted: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.

Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?

Ted: Mayday! Mayday!
McCroskey: What the heck is that?

Ted: It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta.

Ted: Let's see... altitude: 21,000 feet. Speed: 520 knots. Level flight. Course: zero-nine-zero.

Dr. Rumack: I just want to tell you both good luck.

Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted: Surely you can't be serious.

Dr. Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?

Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?

Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? (hands him a paper)

McCroskey: I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.

McCroskey: Now, your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.

Johnny: Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto!

Randy: Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit.
Ted: The cockpit? What is it?

Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Controller: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?

Airport announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.

(reading newspaper headlines)
Rex Kramer: Passengers Certain To Die!
McCroskey: Airline Negligent!