Jack: Every division of the company is reaching out to the middle of the country.

Liz: Do I look okay?

Frank: Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died.

Jack: The television audience doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing...

Liz: Come on, my card only has a 1 in 52 chance of getting picked anyway.
Tracy: How did you know that? You're like Rain Man. Quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground?
Liz: Zero.

Jenna: Listen up, Fives.

Dr. Spaceman: Sounds like you can use a little R & R.

Liz: My fanny pack is in my office in my mini fridge.

Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject.

Liz: Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today?

Kenneth: (about coffee) I love how it makes me feel.

Jack: Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I've got, like, twelve grand in checking.

Kenneth: I like your top. I'm a real good sex person.

Jack: Lemon, I'm impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: A businesswoman.

Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?

Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commies.

Jack: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.

Jenna: Oh, I can play dead.

Liz: Ugh, the male gaze.

Tracy: I finally understood the ending of The Sixth Sense.

Jenna: Although I'm great at this, I'm really not necessary.

Avery: Who is number one in your speed dial?

Jenna: Drama is like gay-man Gatorade.

Jack: This isn't my first rodeo, Lemon.
Liz: Well, I've been to a rodeo too.

Jenna: Relationships are like sharks, Liz.