| Quote | Character |
| Lies make baby Jesus cry. | |
| If anybody wants me, I'll be in my room. | |
| Mr. Burns isn't just my heartless boss. He's also my best friend | |
| Did I, uh , hear a briefcase opening? | |
| Every one makes mistakes thats why they put erasers on pencils. | |
| Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. | |
| Drinking has ruined my life! Im 31 years old! | |
| Your scurvy schemes will earn ye a one-way passage to the boneyard! | |
| I'm afraid your husband is dead. Just Kidding! A-hee-hee-heh. | |
| Grease me up, woman! | |
| Hey Brandine! I think I done busted my stinkbone. | |
| | Quote | Character |
| Pick me teacher I'm ever so smart! | |
| ____ ___ likes disco music. | |
| Aww, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands? | |
| I'm ____ _______ who the hell are you? | |
| Okely -dokely-do! | |
| No groaning in my store. | |
| There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem. | |
| you want fries with that? | |
| From now on I'm only marrying for love. And possibly once more for money | |
| Oh boy! Liver! Iron helps us play, | |
| Hi everybody! | |
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