| Quote | Character |
| 'What the HELL do you think you are doing!' | |
| 'I hate you all!' | |
| 'Freakin' sweet!' | |
| 'Chris, that's a terrible word.' | |
| Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here? | |
| 'There's an evil monkey in my closet!' | |
| 'Oh. That's nasty.' | |
| 'Let's do it!' | |
| 'Giggity.' | |
| 'You like popsicles?' | |
| 'Coming up: Diane's weight.' | |
| 'Tom, you're so deep in the closet, you're finding Christmas presents.' | |
| 'It's Raining Sideways!' | |
| 'I'm a terrible shot!' | |