| Quote | Film | Year |
| I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is | |
| It's like my ex-wife. 21 different personalities and 7 of them hated me | |
| Ok, Jack, this is it. Don't get dead | |
| Goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England | |
| Charlie, ever played roulette?...Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black! | |
| Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice | |
| What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world | |
| Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair | |
| | Quote | Film | Year |
| A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card | |
| They call him Snooky because Fool was taken | |
| Who says that murder's not an art? | |
| People like you don't know what it's like to get hurted. Because you don't have feelings. People like you don't feel anything! | |
| You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good | |
| Your entrance was good, his was better, the difference: showmanship! | |
| I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore | |
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