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| Justice is balance. You burned my house and left me for dead. Consider us even. | |
| It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. | |
| Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars. | |
| Eeeeeva? | |
| If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. | |
| I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad. | |
| I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds. | |
| You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? | |
| Oh come on. Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song 'Alone in my principles.' | |
| If I could be half the human being Bob is at the cost of being a poof, I'd have to think about it. Not for very long, but I'd have to pause. | |
| You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. | |
| Well, this country is becoming a haven for criminals so what do you expect? You know, decent hard-working Americans like my dad are getting rubbed out by social parasites. | |
| Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. | |
| When you want to insert a nail into a piece of wood you don't do anything fancy or glamorous. Just take the damn hammer and hit the son of a bitch till it's in. | |
| Ahh, @#%$ you! I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your &*%@in' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds. | |
| Great police work, really brilliant! Why don't they just put up a sign that says 'Don't come back!' | |
| You're carrying in your left pocket a red ribbon sprayed with her scent. You breathe it in sometimes when you think there's no one to see... | |
| This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch. | |
| He is not proud. I was wrong, I was entirely wrong about him. You don't know him, Papa. If I told you what he's really like, what he's done. | |
| I know. I know you can fight, but it's our wits that make us men. | |
| These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. | |
| Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred. | |
| Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else. | |
| A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. | |
| I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just 'Crewman Number Six.' I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is... | |
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| He didn't fall? Inconcievable! | |
| I don't need a doctor, damnit, I AM a doctor! | |
| Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it... | |
| You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin'. | |
| I've about got another 500 quid here. Why don't I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice. | |
| He was just so charming, and kept saying how I had killer legs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand. | |
| There is no spoon. | |
| No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man. | |
| It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six. | |
| White, elastic band, constricting. You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear. Like you - granny panties I bet. | |
| You've never seen her in her whipped-cream bikini? | |
| It was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it. | |
| I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna %^&*in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty. | |
| They called me Mr Glass. | |
| What is it about bad men? You... my husband. I had so many chances to be happy, so many nice guys. Why can't nice guys be more like you? | |
| ... for tonight, we dine in hell! | |
| Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. | |
| He's smiling. You like that idea? See they love black toe in this country. | |
| His name is Robert Paulsen. | |
| Yeah! It's lightningy! We gotta do that again! Okay, when the next storm comes, we'll go up on the roof... I know what this needs! Saffron. A little saffron would make this! | |
| Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included? | |
| I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. | |
| Which one of you can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf? | |
| I was wondering if you might help me. I...I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere around here. | |
| This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful. | |
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