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| You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. | |
| What is it about bad men? You... my husband. I had so many chances to be happy, so many nice guys. Why can't nice guys be more like you? | |
| Ahh, @#%$ you! I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your &*%@in' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds. | |
| His name is Robert Paulsen. | |
| I've about got another 500 quid here. Why don't I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice. | |
| No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man. | |
| I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just 'Crewman Number Six.' I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is... | |
| He is not proud. I was wrong, I was entirely wrong about him. You don't know him, Papa. If I told you what he's really like, what he's done. | |
| You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? | |
| Justice is balance. You burned my house and left me for dead. Consider us even. | |
| A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. | |
| Oh come on. Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song 'Alone in my principles.' | |
| Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else. | |
| There is no spoon. | |
| This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch. | |
| Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred. | |
| You've never seen her in her whipped-cream bikini? | |
| Yeah! It's lightningy! We gotta do that again! Okay, when the next storm comes, we'll go up on the roof... I know what this needs! Saffron. A little saffron would make this! | |
| He was just so charming, and kept saying how I had killer legs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand. | |
| ... for tonight, we dine in hell! | |
| These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. | |
| I don't need a doctor, damnit, I AM a doctor! | |
| He's smiling. You like that idea? See they love black toe in this country. | |
| I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna %^&*in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty. | |
| White, elastic band, constricting. You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear. Like you - granny panties I bet. | |
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| Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included? | |
| I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad. | |
| I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds. | |
| It was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it. | |
| Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars. | |
| They called me Mr Glass. | |
| Well, this country is becoming a haven for criminals so what do you expect? You know, decent hard-working Americans like my dad are getting rubbed out by social parasites. | |
| Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it... | |
| It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. | |
| This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful. | |
| Eeeeeva? | |
| You're carrying in your left pocket a red ribbon sprayed with her scent. You breathe it in sometimes when you think there's no one to see... | |
| When you want to insert a nail into a piece of wood you don't do anything fancy or glamorous. Just take the damn hammer and hit the son of a bitch till it's in. | |
| If I could be half the human being Bob is at the cost of being a poof, I'd have to think about it. Not for very long, but I'd have to pause. | |
| It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six. | |
| Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. | |
| I know. I know you can fight, but it's our wits that make us men. | |
| I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. | |
| Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. | |
| Which one of you can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf? | |
| If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. | |
| He didn't fall? Inconcievable! | |
| I was wondering if you might help me. I...I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere around here. | |
| You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin'. | |
| Great police work, really brilliant! Why don't they just put up a sign that says 'Don't come back!' | |
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