| Plot Summary | Title |
| Bond destroys the realm of customer support. (3 5 2 7 4) | |
| Bond intercepts a real-time meteorological broadcast out of Moscow. (4 4 6: 7) | |
| Bond visits Paris and learns what they call a Quarter Pounder that simultaneously does and doesn't contain a severed digit. (6 4 7 6) | |
| Bond must recover a one-of-a-kind gambling cube made of precious metal. (3 4 6 6 3) | |
| Bond learns that staring into the night sky multiple times is a bad idea. (5 3 2 3 4 5) | |
| Bond encounters a crazed surgeon who thinks implanting a third organ of sight will make him immortal. (7 3 2 4 7) | |
| Bond fixes your TV set so you can watch 'I Love Lucy'. (3 3 3 3 3 4 4) | |
| Bond thwarts a gardener who's faking affection for an heiress just to get access to her jewelry. (3 5 4 5 3 8) | |