| Quote | Movie | Speaker (Actor) |
| Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds? | |
| Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door. | |
| Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY! | |
| You do know what your are drinking is meant for eye surgery? | |
| I don't know how to make chicken... jerk. | |
| Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement. | |
| I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit. | |
| Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good | |
| Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok... | |
| And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. | |