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| I've got you now Tommy Turner and I'm taking you to the principal! Somebody get me the principal! Mr Carter! Somebody get me the principal! You disgusting, little, filthy, pervert! | |
| This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? | |
| Are you crazy? You don't feed a baby chili! | |
| You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once! | |
| On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. | |
| If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good. | |
| That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife. | |
| By the way, Mr. Rooney, you left your wallet in the kitchen. | |
| It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me. | |
| It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. | |
| I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that. | |
| Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. | |
| Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time! | |
| It's fricken freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth. | |
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| I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. 'Oh... Oh... Oh!' You know what I'm talkin' about. 'Oh!' | |
| This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. | |
| Santa likes to **** fat chicks in the ass. | |
| And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! | |
| You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. | |
| Did Doogie Howser just steal my ****ing car? | |
| Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la. | |
| I need some poon! I need genital to genital connections! | |
| Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you want something to eat? HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? | |
| Because your face looks like a vagina. | |
| We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. | |
| I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... | |
| Dude, I just spent the afternoon in Middle-earth with glee-glop and the floopty-doos, all right? Give me a ****ing break. | |
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