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| I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? | |
| Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. | |
| Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens. | |
| There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? | |
| It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. | |
| Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends. | |
| So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time. | |
| Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next event but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest. | |
| Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? | |
| Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea. | |
| It's good to be the king. | |
| I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses. | |
| Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy. | |
| Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires... | |
| Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament. | |
| The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. | |
| One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching 'The Wide World of Sports' So you tell me which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell? | |
| Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament. | |
| You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast? | |
| Your women. I wyant to bu your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children. | |
| You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, ****ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a ****ing automobile: a ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota... | |
| Jesus, what did the old man trade for these ****s, a used puck bag? | |
| I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. | |
| That's why you and I had friction? God, I always thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. | |
| I sail! I'm a sailor! I sail! | |
| You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy! | |
| No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic- Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound. | |
| The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! | |
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