| Quote | Character |
| That's where I sit | |
| Ever since I was a little boy, my father wanted me to be a gynecologist, like him. How can I be a gynecologist, I can barely look a woman in the *eye*! | |
| Is it just me, or does web chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless. | |
| We should laugh derisively at him whenever he walks by. Something that says 'You may be smart and capable, but we are as smart and capable as you.' | |
| Our babies will be smart and beautiful | |
| Penny, if you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay. | |
| It's on, bitch | |
| I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. | |
| I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested | |
| There are pitfalls, trust me, I know. When it comes to sexual harassment law I'm bit of a self taught expert. | |
| When I was 10 years old I built a hugging machine | |