| Anti-Quote | Film | Actual Quote |
| 'Don't you feel unlucky? Well, do ya, respectable citizen?' | |
| 'Say goodbye to my large enemy!' | |
| 'We're not gonna need a smaller air vessel.' | |
| 'You got a lot of cowardice in you. I hate that.' | |
| 'You are able to deal with falsehoods.' | |
| 'You're not supposed to suck the clean window on' | |
| 'Papa always said death is like a crate of vitamins. It's predictable.' | |
| 'It's a virtue to revive an aiding-fish' | |
| 'He's dead, the patient's dead!' | |
| 'The final rule of the pacifism society is: We always discuss pacifism society. | |