| Song Lyrics | Song Title | Artist |
| 'If you are a person of means, then remove some liquid assets from your wallet to verify | |
| 'I was reluctant to believe that my musical career would come to fruition as I was much accustomed to possessing unregistered firearms' | |
| 'Presently people wish to besmirch my name, but when they speak the words are unintelligible' | |
| 'When my honor is challenged I grab an illegally altered firearm, pressure the firing mechanism, and casualties result | |
| 'We are in the state where ultra violet radiation is constant and the cannabis is potent. On account of this the dance-halls are consistently filled to capacity.' | |
| 'I consistently flex and extend my cervical Vertebrae causing my hair follicles to move in an erratic manner' | |
| 'I'm a male prostitute who is constantly relocating. Yet despite this fact I constantly engage in vaudevillian endeavors.' | |
| 'When you are unable to find us a global positioning satellite must be utilized. Pardon me that was your significant other? For I thought she was familiar | |
| 'I proclaim that my indiscretions are to be blamed on excessive consumption of French vodka' | |
| 'What solutions can you purpose when my colleagues and I aggress upon you? Be aware that you are attempting to engage a crew of pugilists with questionable backgrounds.' | |