| Boy Meets Girl ... | Movie | Year |
| ... but he has the head of an ass | |
| ... but she has a pet leopard | |
| ... but then the Civil War starts and she marries two other men | |
| ... but she's a princess shirking her royal duties just for a day | |
| ... but he's obsessed with turning her into a woman from his past who died falling off a tower | |
| ... but she's a nun and he's courting a baroness | |
| ... but he's 19 and she's 79 | |
| ... but she's a replicant who only thinks she's human | |
| ... but he's her son's soldier sent from the future to prevent a cyborg from killing her | |
| ... but he's a hit man and she's a hit woman and they've been hired to kill each other | |
| ... but he's really a 13-year-old in a man's body | |
| ... but then he dies and can only communicate through a phony psychic | |
| ... but she's an obsessive fan who holds him captive | |
| ... but he's a cannibalistic serial killer | |
| ... but they're on a bus that will explode if it slows down | |
| ... but she's a U.S. marshal trying to arrest him after he kidnaps her breaking out of prison | |
| ... but he's 15 and she's his teacher who's courting an O.R. doctor | |
| ... but he's really a girl | |
| ... but she's cripplingly shy (and French) and he works in a sex shop | |
| ... but they've previously erased each other from their memories. | |
| ... but she wakes up never remembering who he is | |
| ... but he's pretending to be mentally retarded to win the Special Olympics | |
| ... but then Earth is demolished to make room for a hyperspace expressway | |
| ... but then she becomes the 'property' of local crime lord Javed | |
| Nope. This story was done before. Check the year. | |