| Quote | Movie |
| 'I'm the first man in the door and the last man to leave.' | |
| 'You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.' | |
| 'I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to start a fight and get all rowdy.' | |
| 'I hear you lost your swing. I guess we got to go find it.' | |
| 'Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.' | |
| 'That's what I call a close encounter.' | |
| Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again. | |
| That was definatly a 9.5 on my weird****ometer | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'Sir hold my pie. Sir, hold it or wear it.' | |
| 'I can save you, I can fix this' | |
| 'Elvis, has left the building' | |
| 'Call me an **** one more time.' | |
| 'Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see' | |
| 'I'm sick of this, you either shoot me, or tell me what the f*ck is going on!' | |
| 'That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy' | |
| 'I'm not really a shark slayer... I lied' | |
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