| Description | Clichés | Percentage |
| The play goes back and forth | |
| What your local market trader would do at the start of their day | |
| 'Goldenballs' is reknown for his set pieces | |
| Anything can happen...and often will. Made famous by Mr Greaves | |
| Size has nothing to do with it, Peter Crouch is a prime example. As is Kanu, Koller, Ibrahimovic... | |
| I'm sure Turks and Caicos would provide stiff opposition | |
| Would anyone enjoy a 0-0? | |
| In case you thought the game ended after 45 minutes. | |
| Showing that names and stats don't prove anything | |
| Taking everything into consideration, looking at the 'bigger' picture | |