| Quote | Character | Season |
|---|
| Angel, it's not Wesley's fault that 'some British guy' ruined your...oh wait. That was you. Go on. | |
| Don't poop out on me, dammit! Otherwise this is all just gonna be over too fast. You'll be dead, and I'll be...bored. | |
| 'Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile! Away!' | |
| Cordy. Oppressed demon people here. Not getting any safer. | |
| You two? I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more than C-3PO and Stick Figure Barbie backin' me up, no offense. | |
| I'm going to be a mummy! | |
| Remember when I said I loved this dimension and I'm never, never, never gonna leave? Exactly which 'never' did you not understand? | |
| They're not words. They're consonant representations of a mathematical transfiguration formula. | |
| Lady makes bug soup with a ten-ton bun, but show her a papier maché head and she gets the willies. Women. | |
| You think I'm fat? | |
| Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain. | |
| | Quote | Character | Season |
|---|
| You been sneakin' peeks at my Streisand collection again, kiddo? | |
| Sit down! Any monkey business, and I'll chop you down like a cherry tree. | |
| “Nobody ever mentions that you’re a vamp with big brass testes.” | |
| I want you, Lindsey. I’m thinking about rephrasing that. | |
| “Try not to die. You are not unpleasant to my eyes.” | |
| Care about that dress-for-less? | |
| You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee, little puppet man! | |
| Everything he's told us to do, we're doing. Spike's thinking positive, Gunn is peeing all over the office. | |
| Give him twenty minutes: he'll be popping up next to you in the bathroom, making cracks about your . . . Am I the only one he does that to? | |
| well personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon. | |
| My god... you're so full of crap. | |
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