| Quote | State | Character |
| Nobody cares about the …! | |
| I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery. And I have one, … | |
| Hey, how is ... not a state? Huh? They have a sports team. | |
| Does ... have a sports team? | |
| T: Yeah, so she went back to … R: …, thank you! | |
| First of all, …? Dude, you can't just make stuff up. | |
| R: So, where did you say you're from again? T: … R: Ah, what good are you? | |
| … (gasps) … I want my turkey now. | |
| You got ... twice | |
| Regular celery! Oh, I already have that... | |