| Haiku | Show |
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| McNamara/Troy / Beauty's a curse on the world / Plastic surgery | |
| She buys 'Buy The Book' / Leaves figurative closet / Gay icon is born | |
| Red X's on screen / One hundred people surveyed / Two play 'Fast Money' | |
| Japanimation / Pikachu in a haiku! / Gotta catch 'em all | |
| Manolo Blahniks / Choose between Aidan and Big / Funky tasting spunk | |
| 'Blush' magazine staff / Superficiality / Maya stays grounded | |
| Flight around the world / Detours, Roadblocks, Fast Forwards / Bite partner's head off | |
| Zelda and Hilda / Coach half-witch in magic spells / Talking cat robot | |
| Colorado Springs / Female doctor fights the odds / Harlequin romance? | |
| | Haiku | Show |
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| Uncle gets three brats / Complains to America / Loves his Baby Girl | |
| Gargamel wants soup / Papa, Brainy, and Jokey / a.k.a Les Schtroumpfs | |
| Hippies have square kids / Sit, Ubu, sit. Good Dog! *Woof* / Alex loves Nixon | |
| Synthesizer theme / Boy genius becomes doctor / Types journal at end | |
| Dress up your model / 'Make it work' and 'Carry on' / Heidi might 'Auf' you | |
| Must save Angel Grove / Red, blue, pink, black, and yellow / Saber Tooth Tiger!! | |
| Miller-Boyett show / Spin-off of 'Perfect Strangers' / Urkel loves Laura | |
| Defends ancient Greece / Still manages to wear skirt / Lesbian subtext? | |
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Emmy - Writing (Drama)
Movie Plot Haikus
TV Plot Haikus
