| Haiku | Show |
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| A police drama / You see Dennis Franz's butt / This brings in ratings? | |
| Founder of Buzz Beer / Kate, Lewis, Oswald, and Wick / Mimi collects trolls | |
| Dad makes weird dog noise / Jonathan Taylor Thomas / Neighbor's face hidden | |
| Japanimation / Pikachu in a haiku! / Gotta catch 'em all | |
| Three guys and three girls / Episodes start with 'The One...' / Bad 'Joey' spin-off | |
| [Add name], come on down! / Holler and give host a kiss / Skinny microphone | |
| Funeral business / Dad dies in first episode / Gives ghostly advice | |
| Lady meets fellow / Six kids all of a sudden / More birth control, please | |
| Tropicana Club / Vitameatavegamin / McGillicuddy | |
| Out in the boonies / Must outwit, outplay, outlast / The tribe has spoken | |
| | Haiku | Show |
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| McNamara/Troy / Beauty's a curse on the world / Plastic surgery | |
| She buys 'Buy The Book' / Leaves figurative closet / Gay icon is born | |
| Life in Manhattan / He's Just Not That Into You / Carrie Bradshaw Writes | |
| Zelda and Hilda / Coach half-witch in magic spells / Talking cat robot | |
| Gargamel wants soup / Papa, Brainy, and Jokey / a.k.a Les Schtroumpfs | |
| Dress up your model / 'Make it work' and 'Carry on' / Heidi might 'Auf' you | |
| Must save Angel Grove / Red, blue, pink, black, and yellow / Saber Tooth Tiger!! | |
| Teams based on bloodlines / Each team gets their chance to go/ They wait...'survey says' | |
| Flight around the world / Detours, Roadblocks, Fast Forwards / Bite partner's head off | |
| Uncle gets three brats / Complains to America / Loves his Baby Girl | |
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Movie Plot Haikus
TV Plot Haikus
57 'G' Movies
