| Haiku | Show |
|---|
| A police drama / You see Dennis Franz's butt / This brings in ratings? | |
| Founder of Buzz Beer / Kate, Lewis, Oswald, and Wick / Mimi collects trolls | |
| Dad makes weird dog noise / Jonathan Taylor Thomas / Neighbor's face hidden | |
| Liberal woman / Compared to nude Godiva / Cringeworthy image | |
| Three guys and three girls / Episodes start with 'The One...' / Bad 'Joey' spin-off | |
| [Add name], come on down! / Holler and give Bob a kiss / Skinny microphone | |
| Defends ancient Greece / Still manages to wear skirt / Lesbian subtext? | |
| Funeral business / Dad dies in first episode / Gives ghostly advice | |
| Lady meets fellow / Six kids all of a sudden / More birth control, please | |
| Tropicana Club / Vitameatavegamin / McGillicuddy | |
| Out in the boonies / Must outwit, outplay, outlast / The tribe has spoken | |
| Fake daughter 'Vicki' / Some microchips here and there / Sleeps in the closet | |
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